toyska: (If you ask me to change I dunno if I can)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Thanks for potentially playing along, Ming Yi. He gestures towards the door.]

Could you step in here for a moment? I'd like to test something.
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Would you love me more)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Most likely, yes.

[He doesn't have to go far--just through the doorway before Childe sighs.]

The door wouldn't open for me, Sheila, and Law. I'm guessing you can't smell anything sweet, either.
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (If I had one more day)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah Ming Yi doesn't have to starve]

Very sweet, almost like candy. [He points near the doorway at what Ming Yi will see as absolutely nothing.] That's likely blood, too, so watch your step.

[You could've said that before he went inside, Childe]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Give your immortality to me)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-20 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Ming Yi what did you do. Also listen he's a good boy? Isn't he just a great toy salesman?]

Please don't say it like that. [DO NOT COMPARE HIM TO IL DOTTORE THANK YOU.]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Stars fill up my head)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP THIS HE DOES HIS VERY BEST.]

Just say "victim", not "test subject". [CHILDE THAT'S NOT BETTER]
toyska: by <user name="optimisty"> (Give your immortality to me)

[personal profile] toyska 2021-02-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah because "Hey lil bro your war machine toys are bought with blood money" is sure to go over ASTOUNDINGLY well.]

"Unsuspecting party", then, how's that?